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General Category => Harness Racing => Topic started by: VEGAS BUZZ on May 07, 2018, 06:50:19 PM

Title: D. NANCE SPOTTED AT FOODIE FEST!
Post by: VEGAS BUZZ on May 07, 2018, 06:50:19 PM

DAN WAS TRYING TO GET THE SECRETS OF THE SUCCESSFUL FOODIE TRUCK VENDORS AT FOODIE FEST 10 DAYS AGO AT SUNSET STA. HIS TRUCK WENT UP IN FLAMES AT AN ARSON FOR HIRE SCHEME AT A WAREHOUSE. OF COURSE - NO INSURANCE! NO LAWYER WILL TAKE THE CASE EITHER WHEN THE NAME ON THE LAWSUIT IS NANCE!

1 RUMOR HAD IT DAN WAS TRYING TO BOOST PROPANE TANKS FOR HIS NEW FOOD TRUCK - ICE COLD EXACTA BARS OF SPUMONI.

EVEN DAN'S NEIGHBOR FRED WAS SURPRISED DAN HAD ENOUGH GAS IN HIS CAR TO DRIVE ACROSS TOWN TO FOODIE FEST! POOR BASTARD!

***UPDATE*** - SCOTT N. DOING BETTER. BEEN ON LEBRON'S WAGON SINCE PLAYOFFS STARTED AND IS KICKING AZZ! SCOTT = PLAYER...NOT LIKE WANNABE BIG BRO!

OMING FOOD TRUCK TOLD DAN TO STAY 50' AWAY FROM HIS TRUCK AT ALL TIMES!

Title: Re: D. NANCE SPOTTED AT FOODIE FEST!
Post by: Calhoun on May 07, 2018, 08:44:07 PM

That was 5 years ago. 

But it's still a good story.

Title: Re: D. NANCE SPOTTED AT FOODIE FEST!
Post by: SPERMIN HERMAN on May 07, 2018, 08:54:34 PM

DAN NANCE MAKES THE BEST ITALIAN BEEF AND DEVILED EGGS TO DIE FOR

Title: Re: D. NANCE SPOTTED AT FOODIE FEST!
Post by: PIGLAND on May 07, 2018, 08:55:20 PM

classic

Title: Re: D. NANCE SPOTTED AT FOODIE FEST!
Post by: PIGLAND on May 07, 2018, 08:56:06 PM

its NANTS

Title: Re: D. NANCE SPOTTED AT FOODIE FEST!
Post by: Superfecta on May 07, 2018, 10:05:54 PM

Quote from: SPERMIN HERMAN on May 07, 2018, 08:54:34 PM

DAN NANCE MAKES THE BEST ITALIAN BEEF AND DEVILED EGGS TO DIE FOR

ARE DEVILED EGGS TO DIE FOR THE CURE FOR ASS CANCER OR THE CAUSE OF IT?