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Title: FIRST THING U DO WHEN U GET TO THE TRACK,
Post by: LUCPARK on December 21, 2018, 05:33:33 PM: PEE..

IM OLD CANT HOLD IT ANYMORE tmbz1 tmbz1
Title: Re: FIRST THING U DO WHEN U GET TO THE TRACK,
Post by: moelarrythecheese on December 21, 2018, 06:05:02 PM: Use the restroom. 1 1/2 hr. drive to Plainridge, 2 1/4 hr. drive to Scarborough & 3 hr. drive to Saratoga.
Title: Re: FIRST THING U DO WHEN U GET TO THE TRACK,
Post by: augustaandy on December 21, 2018, 06:19:41 PM: Quote from: LUCPARK on December 21, 2018, 05:33:33 PM
PEE..

IM OLD CANT HOLD IT ANYMORE tmbz1 tmbz1

ditto!
Title: Re: FIRST THING U DO WHEN U GET TO THE TRACK,
Post by: carl baldwin on December 21, 2018, 06:23:10 PM: Order something to eat.
Title: Re: FIRST THING U DO WHEN U GET TO THE TRACK,
Post by: slivercharm on December 21, 2018, 06:39:27 PM: Makes bet on whatever race I see starting on the tv
Title: Re: FIRST THING U DO WHEN U GET TO THE TRACK,
Post by: Fatboy on December 21, 2018, 06:41:45 PM: THROW AWAY SODA BOTTLE I PISSED IN WHILE DRIVING
Title: Re: FIRST THING U DO WHEN U GET TO THE TRACK,
Post by: SACRAMENTO JAIL on December 21, 2018, 06:51:36 PM: Quote from: Fatboy on December 21, 2018, 06:41:45 PM
THROW AWAY SODA BOTTLE I PISSED IN WHILE DRIVING

some of us need a Gatorade bottle with a wider opening
and then the bottle gets heaved out on the highway, I mean why keep it around
Title: Re: FIRST THING U DO WHEN U GET TO THE TRACK,
Post by: Rabbi Of Racing on December 21, 2018, 07:04:22 PM: stoop for tickets
Title: Re: FIRST THING U DO WHEN U GET TO THE TRACK,
Post by: kinkyfriedman on December 21, 2018, 07:06:31 PM: The first thing I do when I get into the track is throw away two bucks on a program
Title: Re: FIRST THING U DO WHEN U GET TO THE TRACK,
Post by: Wildwood on December 21, 2018, 07:31:13 PM: program & a scotch
Title: Re: FIRST THING U DO WHEN U GET TO THE TRACK,
Post by: hoosierboy on December 21, 2018, 09:46:47 PM: Quote from: kinkyfriedman on December 21, 2018, 07:06:31 PM
The first thing I do when I get into the track is throw away two bucks on a program

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Title: Re: FIRST THING U DO WHEN U GET TO THE TRACK,
Post by: shuffledagain on December 22, 2018, 10:20:50 AM: Park
Title: Re: FIRST THING U DO WHEN U GET TO THE TRACK,
Post by: wiggles44 on December 22, 2018, 11:48:42 AM: Squeeze out a log
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Title: Re: FIRST THING U DO WHEN U GET TO THE TRACK,
Post by: AsPromised on December 22, 2018, 02:18:02 PM: Drop a deuce
Title: Re: FIRST THING U DO WHEN U GET TO THE TRACK,
Post by: jdogg1977 on December 22, 2018, 02:58:45 PM: Put a line thru any of pukeparks horses in the program
Title: Re: FIRST THING U DO WHEN U GET TO THE TRACK,
Post by: kantseeback on December 22, 2018, 06:41:39 PM: at RR first thing I did was check the results board on main level near tellers. I used to get there around the 3rd race.
at monti back in the day they had an old zenith black and white tv with all the changes, used to go there first
Title: Re: FIRST THING U DO WHEN U GET TO THE TRACK,
Post by: Pull the Pocket on December 22, 2018, 07:56:17 PM: First thing I do, is piss all over a toilet seat