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Title: Bustin a Nut
Post by: Generation XYZ on July 19, 2023, 11:04:43 AM
No not in the way LANCE might think or Like.  But has anyone heard any good jokes lately?  Seems with all the shit going on in the world people are diverted by Insta Gram and face book Meme's. No one seems to have the comradary of a good joke.
Title: Re: Bustin a Nut
Post by: Calhoun on July 19, 2023, 12:10:00 PM
A guy walks into a shop and sees a dog lying on the floor in front of the counter so he says to the clerk " Does your dog bite? "

The clerk says " No."  So the guy reaches down to pet the dog which suddenly, viciously bites his hand.

So the guy, cradling his hand, says to the clerk " I thought you said your dog doesn't bite."

The clerk says "That's not my dog."
Title: Re: Bustin a Nut
Post by: Fuguzzi on July 19, 2023, 12:22:50 PM
Why don't men trust women?

Would you trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die?
Title: Re: Bustin a Nut
Post by: Harness Stats on July 19, 2023, 12:23:07 PM
What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets ?

Women





Title: Re: Bustin a Nut
Post by: Foxy Jacob on July 19, 2023, 12:26:24 PM
what are 3 things you cant give a black person:
a job
a black eye
a fat lip
JF
Title: Re: Bustin a Nut
Post by: Fuguzzi on July 19, 2023, 12:28:02 PM
Whats the difference between a 25 year old black guy and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.
Title: Re: Bustin a Nut
Post by: Harness Stats on July 19, 2023, 12:29:45 PM
Why don't witches wear underwear?

Better grip
Title: Re: Bustin a Nut
Post by: Generation XYZ on July 19, 2023, 12:29:53 PM
 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
Title: Re: Bustin a Nut
Post by: Foxy Jacob on July 19, 2023, 12:35:41 PM
Lance walks into a bar and the bartender immediately recognizes him and pours his usual rum and coke.

Lance starts shaking his head saying no, no, no, not today, I was blowing chunks all last night and the day before too.

The bartender says you were really vomiting that badly, what did you eat?

Lance says no, chunks is my dog. JF
Title: Re: Bustin a Nut
Post by: Fuguzzi on July 19, 2023, 12:39:22 PM
nice tmbz1 ngc3
Title: Re: Bustin a Nut
Post by: Generation XYZ on July 19, 2023, 01:37:10 PM
Lance walks into a bar and the bartender immediately recognizes him and pours his usual rum and coke.

Lance starts shaking his head saying no, no, no, not today, I was blowing chunks all last night and the day before too.

The bartender says you were really vomiting that badly, what did you eat?

Lance says no, chunks is my dog. JF

 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 For a moment I thought Chunks was a heavier fellow that LANCE might have endeavored.
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