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Harness Racing / Re: JMac fell asleep on Strobe Light...
« Last post by Sweet on September 26, 2026, 10:37:57 PM »
That split second, not thinking and missing a golden opportunity to pull.

Scottie, far outside, leaves and moves up 1 spot, stays 3/4 mile on the outside, first over, gets all the money.

Melander Teams get 75% of the money.

JMac gets them 10% for his people, nice considering he had tons of racing fun under that hood...not staying alert  ngc3

Oh....

Pussy!  ngc3
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Harness Racing / JMac fell asleep on Strobe Light...
« Last post by Sweet on September 26, 2026, 10:35:46 PM »
That split second, not thinking and missing a golden opportunity to pull.

Scottie, far outside, leaves and moves up 1 spot, stays 3/4 mile on the outside, first over, gets all the money.

Melander Teams get 75% of the money.

JMac gets them 10% for his people, nice considering he had tons of racing fun under that hood...not staying alert  ngc3
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Political Roundtable / time for some fun here!
« Last post by rainman2 on September 26, 2026, 10:27:57 PM »
“MY GUARDIAN AND PROTECTOR”! Jimmy Kimmel ROASTS Trump with hilarious “Natalie Harp” parody – and gets his own WIFE to play Trump’s devoted aide!
Jimmy Kimmel has found a new way to get under Donald Trump’s skin – and this time he brought his wife along for the ride.
During Thursday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live!, a Natalie Harp doppelgänger suddenly marched onstage carrying golf clubs, a briefcase and a laptop.
The woman playing Trump’s famously devoted 35-year-old aide was Molly McNearney – Kimmel’s real-life wife and the show’s executive producer and co-head writer.
“My guardian and protector!” she gushed at Kimmel, borrowing the language the real Harp reportedly used in letters to Trump.
Then she went to work.
Fake Natalie began de-linting Kimmel’s suit, offered to post “Truths” for him and insisted she was there to “serve” him. When Kimmel finally asked Guillermo to escort her backstage, things got wonderfully weird.
“I can’t see you backstage!” McNearney cried. “I can’t hear you backstage. I cannot smell you backstage. I can’t wipe you backstage. I’m here to serve you.”
And then came the pièce de résistance.
“Your wife doesn’t deserve you!”
Yes, Jimmy Kimmel’s actual wife dressed up as Trump’s famously attentive assistant to tell Jimmy Kimmel that Jimmy Kimmel’s wife doesn’t deserve him.
The sketch was funny because so much of the absurdity came straight from real life. Harp has become known as Trump’s “human printer” for supplying him with flattering articles, has handled his social-media posts and has rarely been far from his side. A published letters attributed to Harp included the now-famous declaration:  “You are all that matters to me.”
Kimmel barely had to exaggerate.
Sometimes the parody writes itself – you just need your wife to put on the wig
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Harness Racing / Re: Mohawk Saturday
« Last post by JT on September 26, 2026, 10:17:20 PM »
Yes, I think 99% of the tracks do that, but I rather have the choice than the post time favorite,

Tonight the status quo worked, but thats not always the case............
Absolutely agree tmbz1
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Harness Racing / Re: Mohawk Saturday
« Last post by SAW on September 26, 2026, 10:11:42 PM »
Not sure SAW, but all tracks I play you get the favorite
Great for a possible double payout..if spread
Wretched if its a single

Yes, I think 99% of the tracks do that, but I rather have the choice than the post time favorite,

Tonight the status quo worked, but thats not always the case............
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Harness Racing / Re: Horseplop Admin Attention
« Last post by rainman2 on September 26, 2026, 10:08:44 PM »
What happened to Pigland?

Makes a cameo appearance every once in a while!
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Harness Racing / Bewildering for the TH Theo Backers and Connections 🙄
« Last post by Sweet on September 26, 2026, 10:07:56 PM »
A fucking million dollar race Doody McNair you don't let the 8 pull up along side, you take a shot, he may of never got out and it turns out the 6 was cooked.

Forget about winning, TH Theo would of destroyed Eastie Boy by 2-3 lengths if his run doesn't start mid stretch.

Too bad Dooddy is a dummy, 250k it ain't 500k, but it's something.

Pussy  ngc3
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Harness Racing / Re: John Pentland Jersey Bulldog statement (bobble)
« Last post by whiptherabbit on September 26, 2026, 09:57:34 PM »
What a trip… shades of other big money event park jobs at WEG who still battled & won…

San Pail
Eternal Camnation

 tmbz1
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Harness Racing / Re: Mohawk Saturday
« Last post by Sweet on September 26, 2026, 09:56:58 PM »
I think only about $50 of live money disappeared after that race lol

 ngc3
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Harness Racing / Re: Mohawk Saturday
« Last post by whiptherabbit on September 26, 2026, 09:56:15 PM »
I think only about $50 of live money disappeared after that race lol
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