HE WEIGHS ABOUT 100 LBS. THE HORSES RACE LIKE A LOOSE HORSE.

Sparks is on to something

From Grok

Overall Influence
The driver’s weight has a moderate influence on speed—enough that trainers often select lighter drivers for marginal advantages in high-stakes races, but not as dominant as horse ability, gait efficiency (trot vs. pace), track conditions, or driver skill. A 10–20 lb difference might slow a horse by fractions of a second to a full second over a mile, potentially deciding close finishes, while larger swings (30+ lbs) could be more pronounced.
If the horse is elite and the race is tightly contested, minimizing pulled weight (via lighter driver or optimized sulky) can meaningfully boost speed.

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Lance, a queen, yes, no drama though...great list I think Lance moves up to MVP - bro, it's where the great standouts go, no?

Please explain the game.

  Dirty Rat Petrelli is that you?   

Is he a rat because he talks about and exposes horse killers and abusers? If so, good for him you fuckhead.

How do you explain his success driving horses not from his barn?

HE WEIGHS ABOUT 100 LBS. THE HORSES RACE LIKE A LOOSE HORSE.