So don't date Mike, he don't want to either 
He did nothing to you, anyone you care about who didn't have it coming in spades.
That's the past, recycling the same ol shit is boring.
Come out of your tree and attempt to reconcile and rid yourself of that hatred.
Or let it go and we all move on to what makes us happy and successful.
We're men dude, we can all take a good ball busting...the other thing our kind shares, we love animals and are not particularly fond of people.
Before the race is official! 
Day after day, you sling shit at a half dozen people. Or more. For 10-12 hours a day. Every. Fucking. Day.
Do you know how many times I have lectured you on your manners or choices?
Zero.
That's how many.
I expect the same in return. I'm here 5 minutes at a time, 2x a day, give or take. This is about the 10th time you've typed the same shit about the same fucking guy.
You love the guy, like I said, good for you.
So, as far as I go, just fuck off .
Zero.