Why wouldn’t you take him to the Red Mile down the road from the farm and let it rip on a mile track?  The big fella would be licking his chops flying down those straightaways. It would better simulate a Meadowlands experience. Instead stuff him in a trailer 3.5-4 hours in this heat! 🥵 🤷🏻‍♀️

Upcoming Races 7/16/26
+ 6 MIN R5 SA Turffontein
+ 8 MIN R7 FR Le Mont-Saint-Michel (H)
+ 9 MIN R1 UK Thirsk
+ 16 MIN R4 TUR Ankara
+ 21 MIN R1 UK Chepstow
+ 26 MIN R3 FR Enghien (H)
+ 31 MIN R2 UK Hamilton
+ 41 MIN R6 SA Turffontein
+ 43 MIN R8 FR Le Mont-Saint-Michel (H)
+ 44 MIN R2 UK Thirsk
+ 46 MIN R5 TUR Ankara
+ 56 MIN R2 UK Chepstow
Today's Carryovers

Based on the National Interagency Fire Center's latest report: 07/16/2026

48 uncontained large fires are currently being fought across the country with more than 16,800 personnel assigned to incidents nationwide. National Interagency Fire Center
108 new fires were reported nationwide yesterday, including four new large fires. National Interagency Fire Center
The National Preparedness Level remains at PL 4 (out of 5), with large fires burning in all 10 Geographic Areas of the country. National Interagency Fire Center
Fire activity is elevated across the West, while Minnesota is also a current area of national focus this fire season. National Interagency Fire Center

Some of the larger named fires currently active include the Southwest Kansas Wildfire Outbreak (~128,000 acres, 0% contained), Aspen Acres Fire in Colorado (~99,000 acres, 36% contained), Babylon Fire in Utah (~107,000 acres, 54% contained), and Ferris Fire in Colorado (~65,000 acres, 43% contained).

e.g.      "Good Christian"


            "Lousy Athiest"


            "So,so Lutheran"


            "Excellent Jew"




  and your favorite ethnic restaurant as well

 

    "Loves Chow Mein"


    "Loves Sour Pickles"


    " Likes Ham Sandwiches"

Genius.
But thats not close to his funniest.
unless youre a homophobe.

Go fuck yourself asshole