Why don't you jam a butt plug in your anal cavity.

I think Trigger should seek professional help.

Like a hooker? 

Trigger consistently soiles his drawers in public. No wonder he can't pick up any women and has blow up dolls.

On my good days I eat a lot of anchovies too 

The head pole on the 3 horse came off as they neared the third turn.  It fell onto the track and got caught in the wheel of the seven, jamming up the wheel causing the tire to stop and go flat.  The horse did nothing, but the broken equipment caused interference with the seven horse, thus the disqualification.

Race#4-#6 PREMIER FIRST STAR 6-1 ML Current form is good coming into tonight, he can bust the gate when need be, expect Jamieson to take advantage of post position in here.

Race#6-#2 CALYPSO CREEK 7-2 ML Draws inside after being roughed up a bit last week. He’s right in the mix every week but this seems to be a softer bunch than usual.

Race#7-#7 SOS SPORTS BET 5-2 ML Dusbt get off the wings as anticipated last week, #6 is in rock solid form and will be the favorite tonight, expect McNair to try and wire them.

Best of luck!