Mike must be extremely intelligent and powerful, effective because why would a mouse of your stature waste your time otherwise, right? 

The Coward Calhoun 

Mouse paws down Calhoun's mother. 

3 guys could jam their arms up her skirt into her cavernous afro lined cave and play rock paper scissors. 

Baboon puppet 

Kirby's mom had too may rotating cocks, that twat puppet was all business 

You could tell me ford used the best horse horse in his barn in the place of his worst and nobody knew it and id still bet against it

I don't doubt your story at all. It's no wonder why 99.9% of the gambling population sees harness racing as a rigged game. As for cashing a ticket, I hope you still can be honest in this game. But it must be getting harder for the honest ones to do well. They are outnumbered by the crooks. How sad.

Your grammar is terrible Trigger