The attorney for juicers hopefully finally met his match

Maybe if I made it choose the best answer.
A)  Take what the stall man gives you.
B)  Hire a local tent company to put you up a private tent, and take along your own portable stall.
C)  Stable off track at a breeding farm.
D)  Leave the horse on the truck for three or four days.
There is a different answer for each horse.

"C", as in Cambest!

Not long ago he didn't have a care in the world. A couple invoices rattled him to the point he thought having his Presiding Judge friend call me was a good idea. If he wasn't concerned, why the horrible impulse decision? Did he not realize I don't race? Or give a fuck? Or was recording the conversation??? Now that all this is on the record including the commission advising him he will be denied should he not pull his application back as well as the testimony of Mr. Williams there's plenty of cause for a......do I dare say? 

Who are the existing Plops Official Hall of Fame inductees?

I nominate myself based on several categories:

1. Worst handicapper (or up there)
2. Poor knowledge of harness history prior to the 80's, t-bred 70's
3. Broke typically because of #1
4. I don't play nicely with others (working on that)
5. I'm great at acting smart, but pretty stupid in actuality
6. The majority of my family, acquaintances, people here think I'm quite possibly retarded.
7. Small penis, normal size testicles which look much larger in proportion.
8. People confuse me with other seemingly awful people.
9. Obese & Ugly (do you need pics, of this, and the lower extremities?)
10. I like it here at Plop, with y'all! 

If I think of anything else I'm going to add.  Thank you for the opportunity!   

 Pretty much got all the categories covered. 

Don’t forget Cal had a piece of WIJI.
Who else was smart enough to do that?

Has what to do with the price of tea in China?