TODD MADE A BUNDLE LAST NITE. 5 WINS AND 10X THAT TOTAL BETTING AGAINST HIMSELF AT THE NEAREST MACHINE!
ONCE A THIEF, ALWAYS A THIEF. INDY DOWNS THREW HIM OUT BUT CHICAGO TOOK HIM IN WITH OPEN ARMS. WHO RUNS THEM TRACKS UP THERE, AL CAPONE? HIS KID'S NOT A CROOK BUT REALLY CAN'T DRIVE A LICK.
PLEASE TAKE BACK THIS FALL DOWN DRUNK MIKE OOSTING TOO. HIM AND CHICAHO HARNESS DESERVE EACH OTHER.
OH AND PLEASE KEEP TOM KELLEY ANOTHER BOOZE BAG AWAY FROM HOOSIER. THIS LITTLE RODENT DAVE MAGEE LETS ALL HIS BUTT BUDDIES FROM CHICAGO RUIN OUR GAME.