Found slumped over his lap top, Senator Blutarsky was found unresponsive by a DoorDash driver delivering his standing tuesday night order of Peking Duck, and Moo Shu Pork w/ extra pancakes. The Unconscious senator was rushed to the hospital after paramedics were alerted by the doordash dispatch. The senator's stomach was pumped and to the surprise of paramedics the contents revealed a gag ball, three punctured condoms and a near quart of horse semen. The Senator is home and resting comfortably on his donut ring after having his rectom sutured from the ass reaming he took early this day.
