Bustin a Nut

[Generation XYZ]

No not in the way LANCE might think or Like.  But has anyone heard any good jokes lately?  Seems with all the shit going on in the world people are diverted by Insta Gram and face book Meme's. No one seems to have the comradary of a good joke.

[Calhoun]

A guy walks into a shop and sees a dog lying on the floor in front of the counter so he says to the clerk " Does your dog bite? "

The clerk says " No."  So the guy reaches down to pet the dog which suddenly, viciously bites his hand.

So the guy, cradling his hand, says to the clerk " I thought you said your dog doesn't bite."

The clerk says "That's not my dog."

[Fuguzzi]

Why don't men trust women?

Would you trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die?

[The Thorn]

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets ?

Women

[Foxy Jacob]

what are 3 things you cant give a black person:
a job
a black eye
a fat lip
JF

[Fuguzzi]

Whats the difference between a 25 year old black guy and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

[The Thorn]

Why don't witches wear underwear?

Better grip

[Generation XYZ]

 

[Foxy Jacob]

Lance walks into a bar and the bartender immediately recognizes him and pours his usual rum and coke.

Lance starts shaking his head saying no, no, no, not today, I was blowing chunks all last night and the day before too.

The bartender says you were really vomiting that badly, what did you eat?

Lance says no, chunks is my dog. JF

[Fuguzzi]

nice

[Generation XYZ]

Lance walks into a bar and the bartender immediately recognizes him and pours his usual rum and coke.

Lance starts shaking his head saying no, no, no, not today, I was blowing chunks all last night and the day before too.

The bartender says you were really vomiting that badly, what did you eat?

Lance says no, chunks is my dog. JF

  For a moment I thought Chunks was a heavier fellow that LANCE might have endeavored.