Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton

[caddy]

Who the fuck are you kidding, you'd be the first one in line after I got done creating a ruckus on that old pussy

listen, Gagger ... just root thru your box o musty old Playboys until you come across that issue frm the 80's w/ dolly dressed as a PB bunny.  Get yeeself all sweaty and breathin' hard and just let it go, so to speak

[Gaagoots]

listen, Gagger ... just root thru your box o musty old Playboys until you come across that issue frm the 80's w/ dolly dressed as a PB bunny.  Get yeeself all sweaty and breathin' hard and just let it go, so to speak

I can't get the pages apart.

[Stan durbread]

We have some demented, sick perverts talking about a 77 year old woman and wanting to eat her and wondering if she is still naturally lubricated. Her boobs haven’t been real in like 50 years. Her hair is someone else’s. At 77 she hasn’t been lubricated naturally since Jimmy Carter was President. And if you didn’t notice as she moved she kept holding on to whatever was behind her, clearly indicating she has typical imbalance issues that many seniors have. For Christ sakes she is an old lady. If Dolly is your fantasy girl I suspect what you really need is some blow up doll to shoot your old shit into.

She could be our next president

[theokodjak26]

Most guys who talk like Gaagoots have a few things in common. First they have a dick that’s 2” or less. Then he can’t get it up and the few times he’s been with a woman they generally leave laughing. Third his pages of old Playboy mags are sticking together not from him but some young boy he molested.

[Bitter Truth]

 I almost posted that myself earlier on this thread. The ones that talk about it the most, generally are getting it the least or have done it the least.