So's someone stole meese checks.

[JOHN FRANK]

Not a good thin to do. A hundred mailed to me from bank. I'm the last person,a person wants to fuc with.
So the bank says them checks arrived at me place 2 weeks ago. they says head to post office. I gooes and post office sends me back to bank to get trackin #. Back to post office. They says those checks were delivered. I says: I don't have them,you says you don,t have them and bank says they were not returned to bank starting point and they no have them.I says someone has these checks and I intend to find out WHO. Back to bank tomorrow and get them cancelled,then back to post office,to find out where these were heisted from. These come in a plastic package and I'm sure postal emplooyees know what inside. Then I'm off to C,VILLE police station to see wat they can do. Then on to phone to call NATIONAL US postal service. I live in a locked building. It not uncommon for postal carriers to drop in wrong mailbox slot. But peoples in me buildin are good at knockin on door and sayin this belongs to you. Me thinks they were swiped at a sortin area. And this SHIT goes on more than one can imagine. JOHN FRANK ARMY on top of this.Even if I have to interogate every person in the US POSTAL system. This crime will be solved.
By the way. Stealin checks,carries a mandatory 30 year prison sentence and a $500,000. fine. That won't happen though. I'll be goin to jail after I strangle the SHITTIN theif to death. 

[Kirbys Ace]

More than likely they went to wrong address. Just have the company cancel the check and issue you a new one. It's just a hassle!

[JOHN FRANK]

Thanks for advice. The POST OFFICE could give a SHIT. They gave me whole trackin system from origin to sortin center and then to me mailbox. I live in a locked buildin. It split in 2 halves. The other locked half has their own inside drop boxes. So'S on me 4th visit to them they says: What we supposied to do. We delivered into use buildin. I says so that means,someone in the other 11 units,stole them. They go most liklely or some friend of theirs that they opened door for. And then they say: Sometimes we have to set mail on the shelf above drop boxes because the package is to big to stuff in box. Sure it is. I've had this done 10 times before and they always in box. They go. As far as we concerned,CASE CLOSED. Thank you,POSTAL SERVICE.
Goes to BANK and they cancel the 100 checks. And I'SS order new mailed to them. Goes to POLICE STATION. Tells what happened. They more or less said: couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Also reminded them of nice INVESTIGATION from 11 months ago capturin the 2 idiots that attempted to steal my car. They got fingerprints and vidio footage showin the 2 culpricks. They tells me ,case still unsolved. Like they were actually lookin into it. That was $1800.00 down the tubes.
Thank you: INTERNATIONAL ORDER OF POLICE.

[kantseeback]

Porch Pirates.
Direct deposit is the best transfer of money these days.

[JOHN FRANK]

I can't see: Not sure but me investigation might lead to capture. They fucked up.
Got 2 calls on me cell. Both askin about me missin mail. Wanting more info,supposidly from UNITED STATES POST OFFICE. NOW I gets these calls comin from a fake phone. But someone stole these 100 checks and are tryin to obtain more info. Since the POST OFFICE told me that me checks were delivered to me buildin and they tracked it from origin,to sortin center,to local post office,to me mailbox,me thinks this shit is someone that lives in me side unit with co-conspirators. Since I know MANAGEMENT: I'm goin go and ask about possible suspects. Who is me neighbors. JOHN FRANK ARMY will solve this horrendous ,thought they get away with it CRIME.
NEVER FUC with the MAN. He will do you in. MEMBER: The older you get,the less time you will have to serve before yooosses croak.