who are these punks ruining the hawthorne broadcast?

[Bernie Madoff]

Listen i understand that they might be awful but atleast theyre working toward something. Maybe in 5 years they will be the best around. And maybe in 5 years my dick will fall off, but only YOU have the power to make things happen for urself!!

Very inspiring and motivational. 

[Baronet Boy]

Time flies I guess. 1 meet good horsemen are winning "Barn/Shed Row of the Year" awards. Now we got 3 punk grandstand goofs with their wi-fi and their all bragging that each is a better handicapper then the other ruining precious quiet time between the races to study the program. Why can't these punks go get McJobs instead of trying to be wannabes? Team Nance can handicap circles around these punk clowns! You Damn betcha!

[Buckeye]

The dopey Allums kid couldn't win a dash at Bowling Green at odds on last summer. Complete autotoss when he raced over at Balmoral Park in Chicago.