attention maine fairs

[bass park]

when hiring an announcer this year please consider one of the great announcers that we have in maine -- the legend from portland, the rising star from farmington, the news guy from bangor, or the flamboyant one from scarborough. please do not hire a carpetbagger from massachusetts. mainers dont like him.

[Wawajones]

Wayne Harvey does a good job.  He is currently unemployed.  I like the guy from Farmington as well.

[Ringo]

Available



You could lower yourself and use Erlich or Uppal

[lukee]

why not hire the brain deads who made it so oxford
fair cant race at all-they couldnt run a pop corn stand
i remember they complained about the guy who use to run
oxford well he at least kept it running-my advice go back
to selling flowers like the brains you left behind

[chief yogi]

how about going quiet without one. judges announce changes and when its official.