Thanks for the free money today

[bigwrench]

Oh hell yeah!  
great entertainment for sure  
a must read every post
                   

[D. PaLoan]

pissin and moanin, then more pissin and moanin, you guys whine more than Bethie has cramps, bitchin about who owns what horses, told ya long ago, what ya see on paper, don't believe, so ya donate anyways, then donate some more, then come on here and cry, nice to see Burke and Bercury have multiple entries in the same race, guess which horse has been winning, I take the 3-5 shot in da shitter, Mark and crew get the money, then Pants, Mike, Arod, yours truly go have a nice dinner and laugh at you suckers, if you had the last race exacta yesterday, sorry about that payout, Pants had some football obligations to take care of, and team Paloan always takes care of business, using your free ez money, by all means, try and recover today, give us some more Christmas free presents, remember, Team Paloan is the best ever financial institution in racing, thank you for your support suckers, remember its Christmas, better to give than to receive, Team Paloan accepts all donations, thanks suckers, Adios and thanks for Team Paloans 30th Merry Christmas in a row, its not fixing when you know the outcome, its called a gentleman's agreement among drivers, be there

[PIGLAND]

pissin and moanin, then more pissin and moanin, you guys whine more than Bethie has cramps, bitchin about who owns what horses, told ya long ago, what ya see on paper, don't believe, so ya donate anyways, then donate some more, then come on here and cry, nice to see Burke and Bercury have multiple entries in the same race, guess which horse has been winning, I take the 3-5 shot in da shitter, Mark and crew get the money, then Pants, Mike, Arod, yours truly go have a nice dinner and laugh at you suckers, if you had the last race exacta yesterday, sorry about that payout, Pants had some football obligations to take care of, and team Paloan always takes care of business, using your free ez money, by all means, try and recover today, give us some more Christmas free presents, remember, Team Paloan is the best ever financial institution in racing, thank you for your support suckers, remember its Christmas, better to give than to receive, Team Paloan accepts all donations, thanks suckers, Adios and thanks for Team Paloans 30th Merry Christmas in a row, its not fixing when you know the outcome, its called a gentleman's agreement among drivers, be there

dave , atleast you are honest

[D. PaLoan]

hey all you suckers and losers, spread some more Christmas cheer, got a nice big fat $50,000 + carryover today, team Paloan has the money spent already, so tell your wife, squeeze, main squeeze, boy friend that you really need to attend the races at Paloan Downs today, after all you are in the Christmas spirit, Rebel Dan, Pants, Mark, HOF Dickie, Mike, Goldie, all have plans for this money, you won't miss it, so pump in an extra $150 and help out, Bethie and Heather and Christie need some nice presents, so come on, help out, I will put on the wrapping "from all you losers and suckers", you won't miss the cash, use your credit card, help out the PA economy, get an instant loan from Cashnet, the Team really appreciates it, from Team Paloan have a very merry Christmas, HO HO HO, Adios suckers to all your hard earned money, nothing better than a free meal or gift, BE THERE

[American Sniper]

hey all you suckers and losers, spread some more Christmas cheer, got a nice big fat $50,000 + carryover today, team Paloan has the money spent already, so tell your wife, squeeze, main squeeze, boy friend that you really need to attend the races at Paloan Downs today, after all you are in the Christmas spirit, Rebel Dan, Pants, Mark, HOF Dickie, Mike, Goldie, all have plans for this money, you won't miss it, so pump in an extra $150 and help out, Bethie and Heather and Christie need some nice presents, so come on, help out, I will put on the wrapping "from all you losers and suckers", you won't miss the cash, use your credit card, help out the PA economy, get an instant loan from Cashnet, the Team really appreciates it, from Team Paloan have a very merry Christmas, HO HO HO, Adios suckers to all your hard earned money, nothing better than a free meal or gift, BE THERE

  MY GOD U NEED HELP

[Dave PassStone]

he lives a very sad, sheltered, no friends, and never been laid life.

[D. PaLoan]

$18,500 right into the Paloan team account, who had the winners, Rebel Dan with 2 pocket trips, then Pants, then Mike, and who better than to close out the Pik 5 for $18,500, yours truly, with perfect fractions set up by Goldie and Tyler, live cover from Mike, and then tip to get the cash in the last leg, did you see Eddie in the winners circle, boy he was huggin me, he got some bills paid, team got the Pik 5 money, and the best part, you still believe Team Paloan doesn't gamble, thats good, because you will be back, nice big party too Eddie, thanks, Pants, Sally, Norm and many others thank you for this Christmas donation, helps to buy next years horses at the sales for free, so HO HO HO and a Merry Christmas to all you suckers that don't believe, why should you, you didn't believe in Santa Claus either, Adios suckers and be there, thanks again from Team Paloan to you

[bigwrench]

he lives a very sad, sheltered, no friends, and never been laid life.

but a very vivid imagination! and hes entertaining 

[Hot Hands]

This shit is articulate and very entertaining   hilarious

[Powerful Patricks Ghost]

Yes I have to agree Dave PaLoan Fan Fiction is probably my favorite part of Plop.   There's just enough truth that it's believable to make it hilarious.

[Superfecta]

Yes I have to agree Dave PaLoan Fan Fiction is probably my favorite part of Plop.  There's just enough truth that it's believable to make it hilarious.

This shit is articulate and very entertaining   hilarious

I agree. When The Meadows has a big pick 5 carryover I look forward to reading these posts.

[gogetter]

Its hilarious once I cashed a ticket for about 6800 and he said they got it all. Its really him though.  

[D. PaLoan]

end of the year suckers, might as well go out as a real total loser for 2017 and donate some more today at Paloan Downs, we are racing, reload and come back for 2018, but empty out the pockets today, and thanks for all your loyal stupidity, hey Team Paloan has plans today, make it every day team Paloan takes care of business, from HOF Roger, team Paloan, Pants, Rebel Dan, HOF Dickie, Mike, Heather, Bethie, Christie, HooknBook, Pippi, the Burke team, Aaron, Rene and Bill, we wish you another losing effort today, but keep trying, best line I heard this week, drivers don't gamble the other way, hell I been making money since the early 90's going dead and owning 2 or 3 horses in a race, you don't think we know when Bercurys and Ronnie's horses are dead in the invite races, keep on dreamin, why do you think the gimmicks come back way short, coincidental, keep thinkin that way, so lets say Adios to 2017 and your hard earned money going to Team Paloan again in 2018, be there

[bigwrench]

THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR WORDS OF WISDOM D!!
                             

[D. PaLoan]

bitchin about Pants, bitchin about Mike, bitchin about the double entries, don't you dickweeds read, told ya last month, but ya don't listen, then ya send it in, and Team Paloan takes the money home, and ya bitch and ya bitch and ya bitch some more, whiny little bitches is all you suckers are, told ya years ago, best way to make people not believe, is tell them the truth, and that's what I do, but ya don't listen, but that's okay too, as long as your are bitchin, then Team Paloan knows you are sending it in and donating, and you suckers do quite well, thank you, we are racing today on an off day, so make sure to be there, HOF Roger, Pants, HOF Dickie and all the members of Team Paloan want ya to be on your bitch box each and every gambling day, because with out you suckers, Team Paloan would have to go out an earn a living, but we don't, we got you suckers, lots of surprises again today, Eddie Z picked up some nice juice from Ronnie and Marcus, team Paloan picked up some nice free ez cash also, glad to help out Eddie, just remember Paloanville is all about the Team, Pants and Ronnie didn't go to Miami Valley, too much ez money to be made here, be there