1 AND A 1/2 HOUR DAN NANTS CLASSIC

[STEVE LEITA]

IF YOU KEEP YOUR EQUIPTMENT CLEAN YOU WILL NEVER BREAK A HOPPLE///// WORDS TO LIVE BY FROM DAN

LMAO



SL

[PIGLAND]

IM THINKING THE $100 BILL IS GONE ,WE DIDNT SEE IT THE WHOLE HOUR AND A HALF

[swoodall]

This stupid fucking  tmbz1Nance!

Can't stop cheating even when playing races from Vegas.

Hey Danny Boy? Did you get some of that hair dye in you eyes and damage your retina?

Look at the rules on the USTA website, Danny.

Rule #1 says One entry per person/per household. And it continues: this includes husband-wife teams...only one can play!

Cheating asshole would have been disqualified if he or his wife had won!   

And he sunk his own boat by incriminating himself in a youtube video.

[Raindonkey]

wow I just watched part of it,,,he is a dummt sayin the dnrs numbers had 5 winners between the 2 entries..reading the rules is a skill

[STEVE LEITA]

GOOD CATCH S WOODALL. NANTS HAS ALWAYS BEEN A CHEAT AND WILL ALWAYS BE A CHEAT. YOU GUYS NOTICE THAT SINCE WHEN WE STARTED THIS THREAD HE HASNT DONE A VIDEO. ITS CAUSE HES SAYING, OH SHIT, I GOT CAUGHT AGAIN. I HATE TO SAY THIS CAUSE ITS FUNNY, BUT DONT YOU GUYS GET TIRED OF BITCH SLAPPING DAN NANCE AROUND? YOU GUYS PROVE HIM OUT TO BE THE LAIR AND CHEAT HE ALWAYS WAS. DAN NANCE WILL GET HIS HEAD BUSTED IF HE EVER COMES ANYWHERE NEAR MAYWOOD AGAIN. I LOVE SWOODALL AND PIGLAND HOW YOU GUYS BUST NANCE OUT EVERY TIME. ALL OF HORSEPLOP KNOWS WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE BUSTED OUT LOSER DAN IS. SORRY BUT ITS THE TRUTH. SLAP DANNY BOY AROUND AGAIN. ITS FUNNY AS HELL.



SL

[dukeman]

DAN DID 90 MINUTES BECAUSE HE WONT POST A VIDEO FOR ABT A WEEK

[moelarrythecheese]

Just finished listening to Dan (couldn't do the full 1:27 though) with a computer game covering his face.  I'm thinking to myself "I've heard that voice before.".  Joe Pesce in Goodfellas.

[PIGLAND]

I never miss ,not one minite

[LaughAtNance]

My personal favorites were:

1) Qualigate. Ranting about watching qualifiers at the Big M that were not streamed - had to be there to see them when he says he did. Oops. 

2) Famous friends bustout. Goof was rattling on about being friends with the brother of the SHAW of Iran. He even had some asinine explanation what the term SHAW referred to. 

3) Taking his turd picks and playing them based on his last Donkey reasoning betting method and coming up 0Fer on a 11 race card. When he went off on how the numbers went played right, his rant from the day before was played back. Only his troll names were heard from for days. 

4) Xtranormal videos - applying for a dealers license and trying to team up with Larry Baron and Cassie Coleman.

They used to bust him out right here on Horseplop...It was much funnier then..

[Baronet Boy]

I'm glad to see you all tune in to world class entertainment from beautiful Summerlin. All you east coast and Midwest goofs done shivering in your rat trap barns with no hot water yet? The DNRS tells it like it is. If you can't figure out how to use the numbers that's your problem, not mine laddies! And don't you worry about any contest entries. It's a free country and anyone is eligible to sign up and play. You're all just jealous that you've got crummy, low laying jobs and I'm living the life of Riley in the best city on the planet.Even Pigland/Yarter knows I make all my customers nothing but $$$$$$$$$

[Purple Lavern]

if you box his top 6 picks every race it be raining money!

at the start of cast had 5 winners by the end had grown to 6

[swoodall]

Check out the 1:17 mark where Dan has a cow about me commenting on family feuds he had with his brother in these very forums.

They were very public feuds but some of the stuff is gone now from the archives even though they still exists in hard copy that I printed long ago.

Dan thinks that no one can know some of the very personal stuff so he will deny any of it is true and who can prove him wrong?

Well not all of his old owners are dead and some still like to talk about dirty little backstretch secrets that happened in Dan's claiming king days.

Even though Dan didn't acknowledge it, in my comments I said up front that Scott caused the majority of the family trouble not Dan and the things I listed were from Scott's dirty laundry list not Dan's.

I do get it Baronet Boy. It's ok for family members to have discussions on what happened both privately and publically during the M-99 days but you are a pitbull when dealing with everyone else so don't act so pious when someone bites back!  

Have a nice day Elvis.

[swoodall]

Check out the 1:17 mark where Dan has a cow about me commenting on family feuds he had with his brother in these very forums.

They were very public feuds but some of the stuff is gone now from the archives even though they still exists in hard copy that I printed long ago.

Dan thinks that no one can know some of the very personal stuff so he will deny any of it is true and who can prove him wrong?

Well not all of his old owners are dead and some still like to talk about dirty little backstretch secrets that happened in Dan's claiming king days.

Even though Dan didn't acknowledge it, in my comments I said up front that Scott caused the majority of the family trouble not Dan and the things I listed were from Scott's dirty laundry list not Dan's.

I do get it Baronet Boy. It's ok for family members to have discussions on what happened both privately and publically during the M-99 days but you are a pitbull when dealing with everyone else so don't act so pious when someone bites back!  

Have a nice day Elvis.

I should have included that your mom is off limits and I apologize for including her in my comments.

I don't want any thread to derail into the family stuff that was posted here a couple of years ago.

I want everyone to know that I was wrong for including her in my comments and will not let it happen again.

It's wrong when anybody includes non harness racing related family members in their comments and it almost always ends badly.

[PIGLAND]

I should have included that your mom is off limits and I apologize for including her in my comments.

I don't want any thread to derail into the family stuff that was posted here a couple of years ago.

I want everyone to know that I was wrong for including her in my comments and will not let it happen again.

It's wrong when anybody includes non harness racing related family members in their comments and it almost always ends badly.

[dinkadoo]

My personal favorites were:

1) Qualigate. Ranting about watching qualifiers at the Big M that were not streamed - had to be there to see them when he says he did. Oops. 

2) Famous friends bustout. Goof was rattling on about being friends with the brother of the SHAW of Iran. He even had some asinine explanation what the term SHAW referred to. 

3) Taking his turd picks and playing them based on his last Donkey reasoning betting method and coming up 0Fer on a 11 race card. When he went off on how the numbers went played right, his rant from the day before was played back. Only his troll names were heard from for days. 

4) Xtranormal videos - applying for a dealers license and trying to team up with Larry Baron and Cassie Coleman.

who can forget the infamous PICK 4 NIGHT

Dan got so crazy, I got a message from JMD after midnight that Dan was going psycho and to layoff as he was trying to get sleep and Dan wouldn't leave him alone.

To this day I always remember the Nance betting strategy.... You never use the favorite in the 3rd leg of the pick 4.... There was a dozen people that night having a ball with that comment.

A close second is the Maywood exacta he had multiple times, but his winning ticket was largEr than the pool.