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TW

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If I Owned a Racetrack
« on: June 14, 2018, 02:29:23 PM »
I would have self-self betting terminals THAT WORKED available on tables in the dining room.  I would set some threshold bet level, after which the cost of programs for any track would be credited back to one's players card.  No limit on the number of tracks to which this applies.  I would serve decent tasting food that is edible - much like what is typically available in the buildings housing the slot machines.  And last, but not least, have wet t-shirt contests on the track apron - at least on weekend nights.

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Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2018, 02:30:41 PM »
PS:  I would also allow Walter Case Junior to drive at my track.

Sure to boost attendance and generate interest.

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Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2018, 02:33:11 PM »
PS:  I would also allow Walter Case Junior to drive at my track.

Sure to boost attendance and generate interest.

hez like 69 get over him,,time has passed

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Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2018, 02:49:09 PM »
I would have self-self betting terminals THAT WORKED available on tables in the dining room.  I would set some threshold bet level, after which the cost of programs for any track would be credited back to one's players card.  No limit on the number of tracks to which this applies.  I would serve decent tasting food that is edible - much like what is typically available in the buildings housing the slot machines.  And last, but not least, have wet t-shirt contests on the track apron - at least on weekend nights.

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How about kicking the cheat trainers and drivers out for good

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Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2018, 02:53:53 PM »
hez like 69 get over him,,time has passed



Holy Shit Than You very much I totally agree

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Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2018, 02:57:02 PM »
 Thank God idiots like this thread starter don't own any racetracks, there should be laws against total fools owning anything

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Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2018, 03:03:24 PM »
Thank God idiots like this thread starter don't own any racetracks, there should be laws against total fools owning anything

SO HE CANT HAVE IDEAS?

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Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2018, 03:06:46 PM »
 So lets have wet T shirt nights on the track apron in front of underage children, only  a pervert would be in favor of that

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Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2018, 03:14:56 PM »
So lets have wet T shirt nights on the track apron in front of underage children, only  a pervert would be in favor of that
You would be on the apron whacking off

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Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2018, 03:28:07 PM »
So lets have wet T shirt nights on the track apron in front of underage children, only  a pervert would be in favor of that

U TAKIN YOUR UNDERAGED KIDS TO TRACK IS THE PROBLEM

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Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2018, 03:44:33 PM »
Delaware Park had a thing you plugged in at your table.When you pick it up at the window you put how much money you like on it you never have to get up to make bets.End of nite you take it back & cash out.

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Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2018, 04:16:24 PM »
hez like 69 get over him,,time has passed



Have to agree with Puke on this one.

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Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2018, 04:43:14 PM »
You would be on the apron whacking off

I hear to masturbate to pics of your mom

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Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2018, 06:01:43 PM »
hez like 69 get over him,,time has passed



Merrit Dokey is making a comeback and hez older than dirt.
Some people on here have posted that satch werner is driving in Europe.
next years driver of the yea






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Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2018, 06:08:46 PM »
That AtTheShack dipshit
Is a real professional Ass Wipe
Black lives matter? WTF
I was taught all lives matter!
Especially the lives of us rednecks
And our Horsez!!

 

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