WHY DO YOU YANKS SUCK AT HARNESS RACING?

[Hot Hands]

these dumb ass egotistical Canadian fucks crack me up on here and in person. they have such a chip on there shoulder because they suck and they no it. half of there illiterate population lives in Florida until there bacon fat ass's have to go back for health care.
lets see ill take Brian Sears and David Miller on the driver side and the 2 trainers with most wins in harness racing history Ron Burke and Virgil Morgan jr
good luck you Canadian dildo
and tell those skanky Canadian girls to shower and shave there arm pits

[Cog]

The Canadian head of state is the Queen of England, a hereditary monarch, nice little vestige there.  Justin Trudeau was a bar bouncer and his dad was a pal o' Castro.  Kweebek almost ditched the Dominion in '95, Parizeau classily blaming "money and the ethnic vote" for the squeaker win for the "stay" faction.  Last North American country to declare martial law was... yep, Canada.  Margaret Atwood is a nut and Alice Munro is unreadable. The level of general antipathy between TO and TROC is amusingly unimaginable to most Americans.

But the place does have a great anthem, and Harper is missed.

[Cog]

Apparently the run-on sentence is grammatical in the Dominion.  Py yiminy. 

[Barnet Garnsdale]

MORE PROOF ON THE TOPIC TODAY AT TIOGO


RACE 8 - Tioga Downs - NY - August 12, 2018 *** UNOFFICIAL RESULTS *** 
 
 Conditions: Joie De Vie Open Mares Entry Fee: $3017.86   
 Gait: Trot     Purse: $141,000     Class: JOIEDEVIE     Distance: 1 Mile     Track Cond: FT     Temp-Allow: 76-0     Off Time: 3:19 PM
 

HN  Horse  PP  1/4  1/2  3/4  Str  Finish Actual LQ Odds  Driver  Trainer

 
5  Dream Together  5  2/1H  3/3  4/3H  4/3H  1/HD 1:53.1  28.2  13.80   Bob McClure  Luc Blais
   
7  Emoticon Hanover  7  8/10Q  9/8  8°°/6Q  5/4H  2/HD 1:53.1  27.4  15.30   Daniel Dube  Luc Blais
   
1  Hannelore Hanover  1  3/3Q  1/1H  1/1T  1/2  3/1 1:53.2  29.1  *0.30   Yannick Gingras  Ron Burke
 
 

[Bernie Madoff]

Apparently the run-on sentence is grammatical in the Dominion.  Py yiminy. 

 

[Cog]

One must of course mention such noted Canadian greats as Carmine Abbatiello, Ted Wing, George Sholty, John Patterson (Sr. and Jr.), Butch Paisley, etc.  Bunch o' Newfies, I think there, eh?

Meanwhile, in sports that people actually still follow, it seems that no Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup for over 20 years.   

[pumpy]

I had a Canadian tell me he was going to sue me.... I told him to suck my dick...he thought I wanted to settle out of court..his name was Justin trueblow

[TheGrimReaper]

The Canadian head of state is the Queen of England, a hereditary monarch, nice little vestige there.  Justin Trudeau was a bar bouncer and his dad was a pal o' Castro.  Kweebek almost ditched the Dominion in '95, Parizeau classily blaming "money and the ethnic vote" for the squeaker win for the "stay" faction.  Last North American country to declare martial law was... yep, Canada.  Margaret Atwood is a nut and Alice Munro is unreadable. The level of general antipathy between TO and TROC is amusingly unimaginable to most Americans.

But the place does have a great anthem, and Harper is missed.

The US head of state is a moron, sexual deviate, bankruptcy specialist and has a head of hair that would embarrass a monkey.  He is a unabashed admirer of Vladimir Putin......a commies commie, KGB henchman.  Soon the special counsel gonna nail his ass.......your president started with daddy’s million and filed bankruptcy numerous time....yeah “grab em by the pussy” classy sort eh.    US gave the world Charlie Manson, harness greats like Eric Ledford, training wonders like Bobby Sumner ( btw Ted Wing is from Maine but you are forgiven many think it’s part of Canada) and all those kneeling football greats.  Our anthem does sound good, Ottawa is safe ( how bout those white supremacists in DC today eh....classy bunch no).....I’ll take a Canadian beer over your piss beer any day, Nova Scotia lobster ( home of Joe O’Brien), and Wayne Gretzky made Edmonton proud.  Canada.....they way America hopes to be....

[Cog]

Trump has declared personal bankruptcy exactly ZERO times.

Trump loves Putin so much his military has killed Putin's mercenaries in Syria, but you didn't know that, more's the pity.

As for embarrassing friends, have someone close to you tell you who the guy with the cane was:



Hint:  he wasn't American.

The "white supremacists" who were supposed to swarm DC were about (wait for it...) 20-25 in number.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/12/white-supremacist-rally-unite-the-right-washington-dc

As for white supremacy, how many non-pallid PMs has the diseased Dominion had?  Show your work.

Herve and Henri Filion were of course exemplars of rectitude and honesty, by jings.  American lads, were they?

Ottawa is second-rate all the way and looks like Utica NY, albeit with annoying traffic jams on Bank St.  Even the dopey Sens don't play there.
 
As for Nova Scotia, it is the home of... well, Sidney Crosby, but Joe O'Brien was from PEI.

But, again, your anthem is good. Take heart.

[joemomma]

Canada is the 51st state. Its nothing without the USA!!!

[Powerful Patricks Ghost]

  You have the gall to call Canadians illiterate and yet you rednecks can't put a meaningful sentence together and let's not forget the atrocious spelling, try their and know you dumb ass, back to school for you.

says the guy with a gigantic run-on sentence...