IF YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY AT RACE TRACK.??WHAT 2 DUE?

[kantseeback]

with my last 2 bucks buy a month old hot dog and get the Hershey squirts and run home

[PIGLAND]

with my last 2 bucks buy a month old hot dog and get the Hershey squirts and run home

at Roosevelt raceway I always got a diesel pretzel on the way out

[Rabbi Of Racing]

mustard?

[PIGLAND]

mustard?

10 packets

[kantseeback]

mustard?

so did I,
it had many uses. in case you locked your keys in the car you could break the window with that pretzel

[PIGLAND]

so did I,
it had many uses. in case you locked your keys in the car you could break the window with that pretzel

better than a rock

[kantseeback]

better than a rock

SURPRIZED I STILL HAVE TEETH AFTER EATING THEM
WHY DID THEY SMELL LIKE DEISEL FUEL?

[kantseeback]

better than a rock

do you remember the guy selling those diesel pretzels at yonkers?

he was outside the back entrance of the old grandstand at the top of that hilly dirt gravelly path to the lower parking lot

[PIGLAND]

do you remember the guy selling those diesel pretzels at yonkers?

he was outside the back entrance of the old grandstand at the top of that hilly dirt gravelly path to the lower parking lot

that was you?

[kantseeback]

that was you?

I didn't sell the pretzels, I ate them