GIVE THAT PERSON A MILLION IN CASH AND LIFETIME SUPPLY OF HAND SANITIZER
WHY ELSE WOULD YOU KEEP A RUNNING TOTAL?
TO PAY FOR THIS, I SUGGEST A NATIONAL LOTTERY FOR THE USA, USING THE TIME OF THE MILLIONTH INFECTION AS THE WINNING TICKET. TRUMP KNOWS A LOT ABOUT CASINO BIDNESSES, LET HIM GET TO WORK ON IT. RAISE ENUFF MONEY TO PAY FOR ALL THIS FREE CHEESE HE IS GIVING AWAY