THIS BREAKING NEWS IS BEGINNING TO PISS ME OFF, WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF WATCHING SANDS THROUGH THE HOURGLASS, GOTTA ADMIT, NANTS GOT ME HOOKED. GET TO SEE THAT ONE TIME TRUMP SQUEEEEEEZZZZ...
TRUMP SURE WAS SQUEEZING THE WRONG THINGS IF YOU ASK ME, AND I THANK YOU FOR DOING SO. BUT GETTING FRIENDLY WITH THE GIRLS HAS TO BE ON THE BUCKET LIST
AND BIDEN BREAKS IN, EVERY OTHER FUCKING DAY, WTF. DONT ASK ABOUT PLOTS, WHAT ARE THEY?
DOIN A TOOBIN AND END UP WITH A FACE OF LESTER FUKN HOLT JUST AINT COOL
AND TO THINK I VOTED FOR HIM AND HE IS ALREADY RUINING MY SEX LIFE