Best Harness Horse Names

[Bernie Madoff]

There was a horse who lost his tail in an accident. His name was Missing Detail.

[carl baldwin]

A trotter that raced at Hawthorne in 1985
Blowing Snow.

[Bernie Madoff]

A trotter that raced at Hawthorne in 1985
Blowing Snow.

Snow Fooling ?

[whiptherabbit]

Firhill: kitchenerontuesda y was certainly a good one, especially for those who understood its meaning 

I loved hearing them try to announce
BABABABABARBRAPAN at the big m , what 20 years ago??

[Village Idiot]

Not harness but this race call still cracks me up

https://youtu.be/BVMY-VX7NyA

[Village Idiot]

Ron Jeremy 

Should be a high priced stud

[Casualfan1]

Love Canal

[Sterno]

Ron Jeremy was gelded. ngc3The real Ron was doing an show in Cleveland one nite and heard about the horse.Actually went to Northfield to watch him run.He didnt win that nite...should have went to the front but I think he tried to come from behind that race

[Bernie Madoff]

Ron Jeremy was gelded. ngc3The real Ron was doing an show in Cleveland one nite and heard about the horse.Actually went to Northfield to watch him run.He didnt win that nite...should have went to the front but I think he tried to come from behind that race

 

[Wizard78]

BEST OF ALL

  WIGGLE IT NIGLET

[eyeinthesky]

The absolute best name ever given a horse , was given to a Toronto  based  thorobred filly
The name was so good , the announcer at the Greenwood and Woodbine tracks  NEVER spoke her name......not in the parade , not in the race  and not in the winners' circle where she appeared quite often.    He would call her in the race by "number" and refer to the jockey making a move with the "number"

It was such a logical name............. ........tieing the filly back to her sire and  dam..it went right by the register, and it wasn't till she was in to race for the first time..that it was noticed

The sire   was YORK Fighter.....and
 the dam was HUNTers Miss

I'm sure you can figure out her name from my clues...and realize why she never got a call

[EPM]

Man from Nantucket

[MR.DALRAE]

No Sex Please

[Sterno]

Announcer in Chicago would never call the name Unibomber,only the number.

[private ritual]

NORAS TANT