Porkey is in the Pokey

[The Exporter]

New crib for Allard.
1
Name: RENE ALLARD
Register Number: 56197-048
Age: 36
Race: White
Sex: Male
Release Date: 02/03/2025
Located At: FCI Allenwood Low

Now, just Nicky Shower Shoes is still a free man. NFL... Not For Long.

[Senator Blutarsky]

New crib for Allard.
1
Name: RENE ALLARD
Register Number: 56197-048
Age: 36
Race: White
Sex: Male
Release Date: 02/03/2025
Located At: FCI Allenwood Low

Now, just Nicky Shower Shoes is still a free man. NFL... Not For Long.

This is really funny, an overview picture of the prison, check the center of frame looks like a race track:

https://www.inmatephotos.com/usp-allenwood/

Remember seeing pics of Rene and Simon when kids, in Canada riding the sulky with horses in the snow on the farm, probably in sub zero.  Ah, youth, never grow up, but if you do then - follow his advise  --> Bob Dylan - ".....anything's legal as long as you don't get caught".

FAFO!!!   

[Superfecta]

New crib for Allard.
1
Name: RENE ALLARD
Register Number: 56197-048
Age: 36
Race: White
Sex: Male
Release Date: 02/03/2025
Located At: FCI Allenwood Low

Now, just Nicky Shower Shoes is still a free man. NFL... Not For Long.

I thought you were writing about Pigland.

[Mailbox Money]

That probably is a walking or jogging path.If so then they can wager commissary items. Rene will be able to load up his celly with chemicals smuggled of the cleaning cart!

[Senator Blutarsky]

That probably is a walking or jogging path.If so then they can wager commissary items. Rene will be able to load up his celly with chemicals smuggled of the cleaning cart!

 

[The Exporter]

Rae-Rae is at a very famous concentration camp. At one time, Club Fed @ Allenwood was the premier property in the cain. Horse stables and a self sufficient farm.  If academics was more your game, get on the bus and go to a local Community college for distance learning from Bucknell University for your morning classes. Industry more your speed, take a job in the furniture factory.
 It was the choice for criminal politicians from ABSCAM, Watergate and countless other white collar criminals. No bars, no wire or fences. A full gymnasium and outside athletic fields would help pass the time.
 That all changed in the late 1980 and early 1990s. That is when the federal mandatory drug sentences came in. Now you had double bunking with common criminals.
 The Feds closed Allenwood Camp and built a new complex on the grounds. The complex where Porkey Allard calls home is now a real prison. Yes, he is classified as low risk and is in a dorm without bars but don't kid yourself, it is prison.
 Enjoy your stay for another 18 months before they ship you off Canada.

[Senator Blutarsky]

Rae-Rae is at a very famous concentration camp. At one time, Club Fed @ Allenwood was the premier property in the cain. Horse stables and a self sufficient farm.  If academics was more your game, get on the bus and go to a local Community college for distance learning from Bucknell University for your morning classes. Industry more your speed, take a job in the furniture factory.
 It was the choice for criminal politicians from ABSCAM, Watergate and countless other white collar criminals. No bars, no wire or fences. A full gymnasium and outside athletic fields would help pass the time.
 That all changed in the late 1980 and early 1990s. That is when the federal mandatory drug sentences came in. Now you had double bunking with common criminals.
 The Feds closed Allenwood Camp and built a new complex on the grounds. The complex where Porkey Allard calls home is now a real prison. Yes, he is classified as low risk and is in a dorm without bars but don't kid yourself, it is prison.
 Enjoy your stay for another 18 months before they ship you off Canada.

It's summer camp, look at the aerial they have a baseball field.  I'm sure the dude regrets his actions, and if it's anything like you describe he will even more. 

Hurting animals needs to stop, I can give 2 shits about the financial crimes, interstate whatever.  Let's take some action on how much weight he loses there....how many calories in jizz?  I'll take take the under on fatboy dropping 50lbs on exit.  Ok that's enough of me kicking a man while he's going down...on a cellmate.    

[Harness racer]

Those guys don't regret shit!  They are still doing it behind the scenes.  Get a clue and stop talking in riddle! 

[Senator Blutarsky]

Those guys don't regret shit!  They are still doing it behind the scenes.  Get a clue and stop talking in riddle! 

Fed time is 2 years with good behavior on 27 mo, lost his career forever, no conjugal visits, as robust as he looks probably will hate the food, people get murdered in prison even in this low security jail it happened, there might be people on the outside still sweating if he rats, and he's a foreigner, despite Canadian, in 2023 America, no regret, I'll take the OVER on regret.      

[eyeinthesky]

It's summer camp, look at the aerial they have a baseball field.

This reminds me of a little story from the 90s. The company I worked for had a slo pitch team in the Upsate NY  commercial league. WE won the league..and a few weeks later the nearby prison invited us to play a game against their  slo pitch  team They expalined the security precautions...... we thought  about the good image the game would be to our company..so we went and played them. They kicked our butts , big time. After the game , they had a little reception for us with snacks and soft drinks.  We chatted with them , mostly about sports. There were pleanty of guards roming around , but dressed as inmates...to make the atmosphere pleasant. And now the punch line.
As we were saying goodbye and leaving...one of the inmates  delievered a great line ..

" I hope you will come back and play us again...we don't get to play any road games"

[The Exporter]

This reminds me of a little story from the 90s. The company I worked for had a slo pitch team in the Upsate NY  commercial league. WE won the league..and a few weeks later the nearby prison invited us to play a game against their  slo pitch  team They expalined the security precautions...... we thought  about the good image the game would be to our company..so we went and played them. They kicked our butts , big time. After the game , they had a little reception for us with snacks and soft drinks.  We chatted with them , mostly about sports. There were pleanty of guards roming around , but dressed as inmates...to make the atmosphere pleasant. And now the punch line.
As we were saying goodbye and leaving...one of the inmates  delievered a great line ..

" I hope you will come back and play us again...we don't get to play any road games"

[bond]

New crib for Allard.
1
Name: RENE ALLARD
Register Number: 56197-048
Age: 36
Race: White
Sex: Male
Release Date: 02/03/2025
Located At: FCI Allenwood Low

Now, just Nicky Shower Shoes is still a free man. NFL... Not For Long.

Great Post.
My money is on Nicky Boy being the first to get a beating when he gets behind bars. 
Nick ratted on everyone he thought would get him off the hook-so Im sure- vigilantes or paid heavies -are lined up when he is isolated.
As for Allard--hes not sorry-never apologized to anyone--just looked for ways (and keep looking)- to  game the system. The horses he killed deserved at least some admission of guilt and that he was sorry--but that never happened -so Im sure Canada not to keen to take this felon back either.

[dinkadoo]

This is really funny, an overview picture of the prison, check the center of frame looks like a race track:

https://www.inmatephotos.com/usp-allenwood/

Remember seeing pics of Rene and Simon when kids, in Canada riding the sulky with horses in the snow on the farm, probably in sub zero.  Ah, youth, never grow up, but if you do then - follow his advise  --> Bob Dylan - ".....anything's legal as long as you don't get caught".

FAFO!!!   

Is that a baseball field next to the track ? If so, if they have any live arms, send them to the Cincinnati Reds !

[Senator Blutarsky]

Is that a baseball field next to the track ? If so, if they have any live arms, send them to the Cincinnati Reds !

 

Problems is as an inmate outfielder you're running and gloving to get one from going over the fence and you either get electrocuted, or shot in the head for your efforts. 

Good point dink, Reds are today 7 / 11, all you get with that is a slurpy.  Or in prison terms a couple of cigarettes for some man head.