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Re: Yonkers 5/2
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2023, 09:14:50 PM »
You would think these races are up Brennan's alley but not tonight. Maybe they should try 3/4 of a mile race, that might give the other horses a chance.

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Re: Yonkers 5/2
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2023, 09:28:40 PM »
And you want to know why Yonkers is an absolute shit hole. Race 6 starting car closes the gate but does not pull away and basically has the 5 horse smash his face into the gate. The place is laughable, maybe next you can have the starter pedaling a bike to let them away. BURN IT DOWN

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Re: Yonkers 5/2
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2023, 09:29:56 PM »
So what's up for the last 2 races in the House of Pain?
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Re: Yonkers 5/2
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2023, 09:40:41 PM »
Need the #2 in the last leg for the pick 5, that damn no contest really killed the prices again

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Re: Yonkers 5/2
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2023, 09:46:54 PM »
Need the #2 in the last leg for the pick 5, that damn no contest really killed the prices again

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Re: Yonkers 5/2
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2023, 09:54:38 PM »
In the old days, you could always rely on Brennan at the BigM to bring home the last race, late DD....what days we're in now I dunno, probably END!  ;D 
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Re: Yonkers 5/2
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2023, 10:11:38 PM »
"Good Night From Yonkers Raceway", greatest 5 words I heard this whole week!   73cv.2
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