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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #45 on: May 06, 2023, 06:20:08 PM »
Haku(Blutarsky) and gaagoots just like old times!

Me a bitchy, blaming everyone crybaby, I must be the best actor / actress of all time - and I get the OSCAR, thank you. 

Kirb, try to go 1 for 1 at the track, cause here your ZERO / FOR A LOT!  ;D 
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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #46 on: May 06, 2023, 06:25:05 PM »
Me a bitchy, blaming everyone crybaby, I must be the best actor / actress of all time - and I get the OSCAR, thank you. 

Kirb, try to go 1 for 1 at the track, cause here your ZERO / FOR A LOT!  ;D

Say what you want..You spill your BS and I spill mine!

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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #47 on: May 06, 2023, 06:26:38 PM »
Say what you want..You spill your BS and I spill mine!

Go back to the days when your mother shoved your head between her legs and forced you to eat her filthy snatch you dumb fuck!   ;D
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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #48 on: May 06, 2023, 06:32:21 PM »
Go back to the days when your mother shoved your head between her legs and forced you to eat her filthy snatch you dumb fuck!   ;D

That's harsh!  ngc3

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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #49 on: May 06, 2023, 06:34:10 PM »
Hard to believe Mark and Ray didn't take SCM up on his offer.  Even after eluding to him being able to pay for himself.  Which is questionable.  He'd never try to bait them into a lawsuit.  Seems like too honorable of a guy. 

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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #50 on: May 06, 2023, 06:34:28 PM »
Go back to the days when your mother shoved your head between her legs and forced you to eat her filthy snatch you dumb fuck!   ;D

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Thats it? Thats the best you can do?

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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #51 on: May 06, 2023, 06:36:56 PM »
Hard to believe Mark and Ray didn't take SCM up on his offer.  Even after eluding to him being able to pay for himself.  Which is questionable.  He'd never try to bait them into a lawsuit.  Seems like too honorable of a guy.

Why would they? What's the upside?

Why would you want to get baited into his bullshit? He'd just come out of there lying about what was said to make him look good.

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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #52 on: May 06, 2023, 06:37:27 PM »
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Thats it? Thats the best you can do?

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More importantly do you think in a match race, You and I, you'd win?  Everyone else knows the answer, your turn goofball.  ngc3
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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #53 on: May 06, 2023, 08:18:25 PM »
Heads up guys, Mikey has seen this thread and is calling plop horseporn.  He's not going in to it further on youtube right now but since we all know he's a snitch he'll be telling Karen for sure.  Watch your gagoots gagoots.  ;D ngc3

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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #54 on: May 06, 2023, 08:22:07 PM »
Heads up guys, Mikey has seen this thread and is calling plop horseporn.  He's not going in to it further on youtube right now but since we all know he's a snitch he'll be telling Karen for sure.  Watch your gagoots gagoots.  ;D ngc3

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That swallows like sawdust, and, saw that coming lmao!   ;D
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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #55 on: May 06, 2023, 09:04:30 PM »
I hope you're right bro! 

It's now the most planned potential ass fuck in the history of cinema and life EVER, if it happens - you should win an Anal Oscar!  Make great shit happen!!  tmbz1
Thank you, she’s been texting me so we’re getting there!  She asked me what I did? I told her I own race horses. She replied, really! Oh, that’s interesting.  She asked me how I knew Mike?  I could’ve said I met him at the track when he was panhandling for money, but I didn’t. I said I knew him from around the farm at Goshen.

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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #56 on: May 06, 2023, 09:06:01 PM »
Haku and gaagoots just like old times!
I wish Haku would make an appearance! He’s very knowledgeable and witty!

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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #57 on: May 06, 2023, 09:09:46 PM »
Thank you, she’s been texting me so we’re getting there!  She asked me what I did? I told her I own race horses. She replied, really! Oh, that’s interesting.  She asked me how I knew Mike?  I could’ve said I met him at the track when he was panhandling for money, but I didn’t. I said I knew him from around the farm at Goshen.

Well, sex, makes this soap opera have now a proper anticipation, and cliffhanger...you did add that element....I've been know to break up with series' though.  The danger aspect, makes it now interesting.

Good luck getting laid!  Good luck not getting murdered too!   ;D 
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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #58 on: May 06, 2023, 09:11:24 PM »
Heads up guys, Mikey has seen this thread and is calling plop horseporn.  He's not going in to it further on youtube right now but since we all know he's a snitch he'll be telling Karen for sure.  Watch your gagoots gagoots.  ;D ngc3
Thanks Thorn, I told Edita to keep things between us she agreed she’s no dummy that’s for sure. He’s been blowing up her phone all afternoon.

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Re: As per Shopping Cart Mary’s request
« Reply #59 on: May 06, 2023, 09:14:35 PM »
Thanks Thorn, I told Edita to keep things between us she agreed she’s no dummy that’s for sure. He’s been blowing up her phone all afternoon.

Edita, OMG, did her mother name her and drop her in a garbage pail!  Let's consider Gaagootsa or something else.  ;D
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