10. Those that hate me the most would kill each other in a cage match to prove they hate me more than the other guy.
https://www.horseplop.com/index.php?topic=74182.0 (Post #7)
9. The touted inhouse winning Pick 5 ticket for the week was the approximate profit equivalent to correctly betting on an 8/5 shot to show in one race.
8. Where I finally learned the shameful family secret and so did y'all - My Mother is a Whore!, but a better whore than your mother.
7. Where members educate other members how to IGNORE me - by talking non-stop about me for a week.
6. Being called by my Plop Bros...."Lowlife Jewbag, Homeless Trailer Trash without Internet, Flash in the Pan, AI Program, Azz Zit, More Annoying than a Racist, President Flounder, Loser, Jerk, Jerkoff.....and Dribble".
5. Where a New Thread can start with a puzzle title - What about that RACE?!!! - While NEVER mentioning the day and time, track, race, horse / driver / trainer / owner or any clue whatsoever of what they are thinking.
4. Where I'm called mentally ill if I post, and banded mentally ill burnout if I don't show up to post.
3. Where our Harness Forum talks horses and related, gossips a bit, and makes the world's most notorious hate groups look and sound like a bunch of punk ass pussy bitches compared to US.
2. One seven 7 day cruise hiatus from PLOP results in me receiving love, hate and indifference in 4 Shout Out / Sound Offs !, 3 Dedicated Threads, and Several Dozen Posts....I love you back!....P.s. JOHN FRANK ARMY predicted every bit of this on 5/23/23!
1. My daily bowl of milk and kryptonite - THE ALL CAPS POSTERS LOL!