Listen up, my faithful flock of pigeons:
First you told us there was a whistleblower.
Then you said the whistleblower had tapes.
But then you said you couldn't find the whistleblower.
And then you said the whistleblower was dead.
Finally you said that maybe the tapes didn't exist.
Now we're learning that your whistleblower was a fucking spy for the Chinese government.
And he's in hiding to avoid arrest.
You fucking dipshits, you got duped by a Chinese spy.
Take a victory lap, you incompetent morons, you really outclowned yourselves this time.