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Attention Yonkers Drivers
« on: September 07, 2023, 08:11:32 PM »
Dear Brent Holland:
You DONT have to leave the gait with every single freakin horse you drive. The colony should just start parking him in every race. Brent,
you fuck up more races than anydriver in the history of Harness Racing and this includes every driver with a udrs under .031. Assberry

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Re: Attention Yonkers Drivers
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2023, 09:41:30 AM »
Dear Brent Holland:
You DONT have to leave the gait with every single freakin horse you drive. The colony should just start parking him in every race. Brent,
you fuck up more races than anydriver in the history of Harness Racing and this includes every driver with a udrs under .031. Assberry

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Re: Attention Yonkers Drivers
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2023, 09:00:16 PM »
Dear Brent Holland:
You DONT have to leave the gait with every single freakin horse you drive. The colony should just start parking him in every race. Brent,
you fuck up more races than anydriver in the history of Harness Racing and this includes every driver with a udrs under .031. Assberry

FYI, a few weeks ago, Holland missed the car with a horse on the rail in nw25000/5!  Why the mood swing?
FYI, check out the result of the last race on Thursday night 9-6-23!  He won the race from dead last at the 1/4 pole!

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Re: Attention Yonkers Drivers
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2023, 09:22:00 PM »
Dear Brent Holland:
You DONT have to leave the gait with every single freakin horse you drive. The colony should just start parking him in every race. Brent,
you fuck up more races than anydriver in the history of Harness Racing and this includes every driver with a udrs under .031. Assberry

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Re: Attention Yonkers Drivers
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2023, 11:12:18 PM »
He was thrown out of Chicago with a few of the regular ploppers and found a home in New York. He is the Bob Barker of Yonkers.....Wins when the price is right, come on down!!!
Johnny Johnson fucked up Chicago harness racing. I hope you die !!!!

 

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