FIRST IS PROFEDDION GOLF.
(1) I'd like to say: I have noy played in 40 yraes. Last was then. Me 2 cousins on me MOM'S sidw whould host a tournement each teat. They would reseve the course for a period of time. They would have LADIES on carts to come around and serve beers. Every year, they had too find a new course. They were and all participnts kicked out of last. My one cousin who co-ran each event, whould lead off in cart wearin a PATTON uniform and stand up in the cart each hole displayin. I joined the last year of yhis fiasco. I admit me was drunk. I'm left-handed. So be me clubs. Somehow I left 3 different IRONS layin on course. I realize ,me shoort. I goes back to coarse. Anyone turn in 3 left handed irons from 3 days ago. The coarse manager say,s to me: Were you with that group. I say'S YES. HE GOES . GET the FU OFF this PROPERTY. Me last time golfin.
BUT here a time at DUGWAT UTAH,years prior. IT early mornin: Like 6AM. Me bud STEVE PROUTY and I decide to GOLF. In front of us:Is JOHN PLEASENT he US ARMY GOLF CHAMPION. Where on the 3rd hole par 3. Waitin for MR.GOLF to exixt off. JOHN FRANK ARMY tees off first. WOW .what a shot. I'ss lands it 2feet from hole. STEVE goin ,look at MR. you puttin him know not a professional. Steve teed and made the green. JOHN stood next by before goin to next hole to watch. 2 feet awat and I 3 putted/ And PROUTY and I laugin our ass off.
I'm gettin back to me point here. I don't follow GOLF. But,me was watchin yesterday for a couple holes. SCHEFFLRT leadin and he teein off. It a long drive. And the course has ropes that spectactors can not go beyound. THIS MY THIN: RULES BY JOHN FRANK ARMY. Sheffler,s golf ball hits this hot lookin lady in thigh. Ball stops dead at that point. If it not hit her it would have travelled far inyo rough or trees. He gets the ball layin where it hit the attractive young lady.
I don't see this. Anywhere on course and you golf ball smacks a spectatator: YOOOSE LOSE A STROKE. THIS FROM: I USED TO GOLF: JOHN FRANK ARMY.
