Author Topic: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?  (Read 3473 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Miguel_Sanchez

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 1110
The little hitler himself is dragging these race so long the old owners are gonna be in hospice before the card is over.  I see Jerry Silva has his blanket out and warm milk already.  There coming with a wheelchair to take him out.  HURRY UP!

In It Deep

  • 4 claimer
  • **
  • Posts: 97
  • Balls Deep....
Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2024, 03:03:16 PM »
Si Senor Jerry
Just a guy that spends too much time on the ponies.

London

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 919
Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2024, 03:18:42 PM »
Fucker cant spell horse...

Papillon

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 1355
Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2024, 03:41:53 PM »
race 1 was 0 minutes till post for 22 minutes


Gural has said he would get slaughtered in handle if he didnt  drag every race


London

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 919
Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2024, 05:11:35 PM »
Kinda fucks horses with lasix

Third Over

  • Top Claimer
  • ***
  • Posts: 185
Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2024, 06:03:49 PM »
Kinda fucks horses with lasix
yup,it sure does  tmbz1 tmbz1

Horseradish

  • Top Claimer
  • ***
  • Posts: 159
Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2024, 10:19:55 PM »
So far tonight iFri,8/2) we've gotten thru 7 races in 4 hours since the scheduled post time of 6:20. Will the card finish before 1st post on Hambo day ??

Miguel_Sanchez

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 1110
Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2024, 10:24:32 PM »
How does drag increase handle?  Big bettors bet late.  They don't drag the lotter till sunday to increase sales.  If you wanna fire your 1 dollar ticket then get your fat ass up and bet!

Horseradish

  • Top Claimer
  • ***
  • Posts: 159
Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2024, 11:55:35 PM »
at least they found a way to get the card 'completed' before midnight

arniesarmy

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 966
Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2024, 12:01:48 AM »
Hope Gural is happy. They could and should have had all the races completed by 11:40 EST. Instead they fuck around and when the power went out, they lost the handle for the final four races. I hope they made up all of that by picking their asses for the first 10 races for all the extra $2 show bets they get by delaying each race for 5-15 minutes.

trotlove

  • NW-1
  • *
  • Posts: 7
Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2024, 12:08:39 AM »
Miguel, this is Michele from Jerry Silva’s office.  He is 90 years old and still enjoys going to the track to watch the races. Remember one thing, you will get old too let’s see if you are as active as he is when you’re 90 if you make it to 90.

SwankToliverA

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 937
Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2024, 12:37:40 AM »
Miguel, this is Michele from Jerry Silva’s office.  He is 90 years old and still enjoys going to the track to watch the races. Remember one thing, you will get old too let’s see if you are as active as he is when you’re 90 if you make it to 90.

God Bless Him

SeattleSlew

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 543
Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2024, 01:57:51 AM »
Miguel, this is Michele from Jerry Silva’s office.  He is 90 years old and still enjoys going to the track to watch the races. Remember one thing, you will get old too let’s see if you are as active as he is when you’re 90 if you make it to 90.

How long you been in "Jerry Silva's office"?? Back to when Rosalie was there??

Bernie Madoff

  • Elite
  • ******
  • Posts: 4661
  • In the beginning, man created"god".
Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2024, 02:31:36 AM »
at least they found a way to get the card 'completed' before midnight




 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
He who laughs last, laughs best.

Bitter Truth

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 1479
Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2024, 10:36:07 AM »
Twinspires says 11:47 for 1st post ngc3 I'll predict 12:16 when the gates swings 11.wp

 

shout out

Refresh History
  • Sound off !
  • Unclejerry: Prime scores the 12th at MVG
    Today at 05:40:41 PM
  • Unclejerry: The #1 Handicapping System on the web today. "Prime"
    Today at 05:32:26 PM
  • Unclejerry: Jerry just hits the Tri on the 11th @ MVG, Prime is the new standard
    Today at 05:06:37 PM
  • Unclejerry: Uncle Jerry on Fire at MVG with Prime
    Today at 04:48:28 PM
  • Mazola: Make a new plan Stan
    April 17, 2025, 09:45:02 PM
  • SwankToliverA: Thank You Albatross, I truly needed a good laugh today
    April 16, 2025, 02:30:43 PM
  • Albatross77: I saw Bukowski puking by the toilet. I asked about his gibberish posts. Buk slurred something about Zack shitting in his litter box and eating his sardines. And then he passed out again.I guess that was the whole kerfuffle.
    April 16, 2025, 02:05:46 PM
  • SwankToliverA: ngc3
    April 16, 2025, 02:00:15 PM
SimplePortal 2.3.7 © 2008-2025, SimplePortal