So's JOHN FRANK ARMY recent exposure at VA.
VA changin their Internet rules to obtain thins as gettin your meds,appointments and test results. I'M whats called a PREMIUM and for years get thins done that way. So VA say's we changin all this to make it much simplier for VETS. Just sign in and it as easy as 1,2,3. I'ss sign in. They say's,NEVER HEARD of YOU. HOW NICE. Me goes: Have you ever heard of the DRAFT DODGIN BLIMP.TRUMP.
So'S they say if you have not re-registered by JAN 31st you will not be alloed in our new system. OK. Soeess JOHN FRANK ARMY heads to the VA clinic by him. He needs help to fiqure this shit out. and lo and behold they have this women there that helpin guys like me to get back in system. So I got there at 11AM and their a older guy sittin wit the lady to get him verified again. Evidently you need a cell phone and he only have a flip. So I'M sittin next to a new idiot that just got hired by VA. Likeably but a bit strange. He goin I love me new job. I love workin with VETS. OK. I says to him: It takin awhile for this guy to get completed and me next and mine more complicated. This guy a VET and smilin non-stop. OK.I trust him.
Now it me turn. I says to the lady, mine gonna be more complicated. She goes NO WORRY,I will have it done in 30 minutes. leaves plenty of time as I gonna leave in 1 hour.
I'M,JOHN FRANK ARMY and when I say this won't be easy,YOOOOSSSESS better believe me. And it was not. Somethin about e-mail address. I originnaly tells her,my e-mail address at VA has been blocked at comcast. Just take me new one and transfer that to VA. Very simple. NO,she goin NUTS. She callin comcast,X-finity and usin labtop and 3 phones to correct whatever SHIT se doin. And has me on vidio and I has to tell X that I'M sic of their SHIT and she my REB. 4 fuckin hours. I'm worn out. Me girl is exasperated and yellin at me. I'M yellin at her and COMCAST. I tells her: LOOK i told you this not be easy,STOP and I will go to X and get tis straited out. Se goess NO,I will get this done. All peoples watchin this SHIT as she screamin at me X and also some moron on telephone and me yellin at her and X. She got the first part done and went,I'M otta here. She turns the second half over to a assistant tat I met when I first walked in. He suppossided to finish the last half. I've been in this joint for 4and 1/2 hours now.
So's we go to his desk. This guy all SMILES. He been that way for the 5 hours I been there. He suppossied to finish up. He goes: Lets take a break,you propabbly need one and I must eat some sugar. I just want to get the FUC otta there. The recepionists are even fellin sorry for me. So,I'M sittin there and MR.HAPPY returns. I find out he been workin this position for a week. HE goin,I'M so happy,I've got 3 appointments next week at HINES hospital. Me,I've got 2 and hate the drive. He goin: I just got 100% disability. I then notice he wearin a BRETT FAVRE fake knee brace. He goes it took me 7 years but I finnaly got 100%. And if you know me from previous posts.JOHN FRANK ARMY ain't into THIS SHIT. The guy is 71 and 50 times in better shape tan MY SHIT problems. So somehow the conversation drifted,only because this MORON just kept on yakkin. He supposied to finish the transaction here. I say's to him. I overheard you serves in KOREA and have a KOREAN wife. He goes that correct. Now me gets that those that served in KOREA and hard up marry a beautiful women. LOL. So'S I says: Any KIDS. That was a mistake. If I asked anyone how many kids they have,the response would be a specific # and that part of conversation woild be over. He goes startin with wife #1. Me KOREAN wife is wife #4. This guy ain't the most handsome guy in the world and how he married 4 times with no deaths is beyound me. He won't stop talkin. Goin from first wife to second and somethin about second bein a serial killer. And he still on the second and I still only got he got 2 kids from his first that he has nothin to do with. And he rappin for 15 minutes. Then comes the tele call. It his brother. And the FUC is talkin to him about this great new job he has workin with vets and he just got 100% disabled.
Thats it: I could not take it anymoe. Been there 5 hours. Gets up.grabs me jacket and says: LOOK: Here wat you supposied to do when your brother calls. Tell him your workin with a VET at moment and you will call him back when you finished.
But me will say this about MR.HAPPY. This BOY enjoyin LIFE. Me thinks he regualley takin SHIT for ANXITY or DEPRESSION. He livin the life of RILEY.
