Balmoral

[GOAT]

I just shit next to the tote board st Balmoral.

[gh2009]

Are you an animal or human?

[Jctoronto]

Well..we know he's a GOAT.

Tote board shitters...always bet the #2.

[GOAT]

Then I went to Northfield and shit next to their tote board.

[kantseeback]

Don't get your ass too close to the light bulbs.

[kantseeback]

The trifecta for you GOAT would be to travel to Freehold before December 28 and shit next to the infield tote board during a race.

[Jctoronto]

The art GOAT is to leave your logs near board so correct wind direction gives entire home stretch a 4 and a half hour whiff or at least, with a stronger gust direction, so that management draws a good breath or two in the upper deck (though any downdraft could affect the 9 patrons along the rail)

GAS MASK DAY promotion ideas
(First 25 patrons go home with full replica WWI gas mask.)

Nice.

[GOAT]

Actually I'm  not going to Freehold but Rosecroft instead.  That's a shit hole as well.  They need a good dootie in their infield. Then maybe on to Yonkers.