What would you find if you pulled those panties off:
1) a big vintage bush?
2) a big vintage bush with toilet paper clumps?
3) a nicely trimmed bush. Maybe a landing strip or star bush?
4) no bush. Shaved with a bright red rash and infected ingrown hair bumps?
5) no bush. Nicely waxed and polished to a shine?
A) aroma like a sewer?
B) painful aroma like a sewer on fire?
C) smells like the beauty of wild flowers?
D) smells like wild flowers with sweet scent of Jasmine?