Both sides of the border 'figure in' the cheating into most wagers. And while you cant see it coming every time, we know going in, the track big or small, either country, the element of 'putridity' might well be involved

If you want to help the most, lose the short prices..theyre everywhere.

Need CAW answers and fast

Quite possibly the only time I laughed at something Roger Huston said was when he announced this program correction at the Delaware County Fairgrounds with great glee:

"Ron Jeremy ........ is a gelding !!!"

I think that was the year at the Jug the exactor was Ron Jeremy and Firm Woody

Pretty sure that forty or so years ago there was a horse named Flatulence that raced at Monticello. The race calls wrote themselves...Flat ulence is in the rear, out of gas, exploding out of the pocket.

I remember an episode of the OTB show that aired THursday and Saturday evenings where Stan Bergstein went off on a mare named Pottie Time, said it was a disgraceful name and the horse would not amount to anything. Not sure if the owner had young children or was using a phonetic LI dialect version of "party time" lol. But he was so angry it was actually funny.

 

Never guessed that!

Great unpredictable one, and its dinner time, better placed here than the fart videos!

Which are more like a big post dinner snack